Q: I think Lazër is dead because they die on album.
                                                                                A: That is interesting.

                                                                                Q: I want to hear a Lazër songs before I buy CD.
                                                                                A: Do a click on “Downloads” button.

                                                                                Q: Why is Lazër so much sexy?
                                                                                A: Why is sky the blue? Only Mr. God can know!

                                                                                Q: Where I can find a Lazër lyrics?
                                                                                A: Do a click on “Discography” button.

                                                                                Q: Is Briso having the girlfriend?
                                                                                A: Briso is having much girlfriends.

                                                                                Q: How can Crow have lazër eye?
                                                                                A: Science.

                                                                                Q: What is a tattoo on Briso's arm?
                                                                                A: It is bear doing a vacuum.

                                                                                Q: What is betters: Lazër or cobra?
                                                                                A: Lazër, because Lazër is the cobras of music. But movie Cobra
                                                                                    maybe be betters than Lazër.

                                                                                Q: When time is Lazër making a new concert?
                                                                                A: You, go look on “Tour” page.

                                                                                Q: Why does Lazër wearing a Speedos for show?
                                                                                A: It is bad question. Lazër is wearing a Speedos for everythings,
                                                                                    not show only.
                                                                                         P.S. Why is everybodies not wearing a Speedos?

                                                                                Q: What kind of equipments is Hammel using to do a beats?
                                                                                A: This informations is confident.

                                                                                Q: Where does Briso live? I want to be making him the cupcakes.
                                                                                A: Briso is not having permanent address.

                                                                                Q: How I can join Lazër’s mailing list?
                                                                                A: Send the email to hammel@lazertheband.com with
                                                                                     “SUBSCRIBE” in subject line.

                                                                                Q: How much girls is enough for Lazër?
                                                                                A: How much time is enough for clock? A lot.

                                                                                Q: Is Hammel and Briso still the friends with whale?
                                                                                A: Yes, but whale is busy now with humpback wife.

                                                                                Q: Where is Rhineland? I want to go there to give Hammel a tickle.
                                                                                A: Lazër is not geographers. It is somewheres in northern Europe.

                                                                                Q: What is favorite Lazër's bands?
                                                                                A: Kraftwerk, Timbalands, Iggy Pop Stooges, Triphammer and so
                                                                                     many mores.

                                                                                Q: Why?
                                                                                A: Because we have to.

                                                                                Q: Is Keinhorst the skeleton yet?
                                                                                A: Yes.

                                                                                Q: Is Lazër liking USA?
                                                                                A: Yes, but still when we visit we is missing Rhineland sometime.

                                                                                Q: Why does Lazër wearing the colors they have?
                                                                                A: Orange, blue and red is Rhineland flag colors.